where does the pee come out of this thing
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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