Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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