that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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