We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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