i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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