Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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