Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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