Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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