i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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