What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
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he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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