Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
