he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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