I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
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You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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