just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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