scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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