Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
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Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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