Having a random hookup so left but love u
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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