Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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