i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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