I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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