There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Let's get the cat blown out
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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