HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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