i think my mom watched the whole time
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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