So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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