We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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