She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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