So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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