I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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