my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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