do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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