i jhust puked up my retainher.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
i need some magic done to my vagina
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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