Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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