Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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