your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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