areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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