Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
