if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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