Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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