Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
honey bunches of taint.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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