It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
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You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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