Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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