Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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