Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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