I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
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He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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