too bad you live with your parents still
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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