I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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