Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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