I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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