I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Randomize
