I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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