I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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