no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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