hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
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